yossilevy פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 דיווח פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 > miles!" > Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital > watches!" > > "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." > "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we > make up here?" > "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when > it hits a 727?" > > From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long > takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" > Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, > identify yourself immediately!" > Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not > f...ing stupid!" > > O'Hare Approach Control to a 7 47: "United 329 heavy, > your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, > Eastbound." > United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say > this... I've got the little Fokker in sight." > > A student became lost during a solo cross-country > flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on > radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?" > Student: "When I was number one for takeoff." > > A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an > exceedingly long roll out after touching down. > > San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right > turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you > are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, > make a right at the lights and return to the airport." > > There's a story about the military pilot calling for a > priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter > was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told > the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 > that had one engine shut down. > "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded > seven-engine approach."
Shai B פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 דיווח פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say > this... I've got the little Fokker in sight." חזק
Nahi פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 דיווח פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 אמממ.... אני חושב שכבר שמו את זה כאן בפורום, אבל בגירסא העברית. אני זוכר במיוחד את הדיחה על הרעש של ההתרסקות, ממש יפה.
Shai B פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 דיווח פורסם נובמבר 25, 2005 אמממ....אני חושב שכבר שמו את זה כאן בפורום, אבל בגירסא העברית. אני זוכר במיוחד את הדיחה על הרעש של ההתרסקות, ממש יפה. גם נכון, רק ששם זה היה מגדל הפיקוח שנתן ווקטור
