מספר ציטוטים מפיקוח בעולם האמיתי (לא אלה שפורסמו..)

[Meitar Lugasi]

קרדיט לפורום סימולטורים בתפוז בו זה פורסם..

O'Hare Approach: USA212, cleared ILS runway 32L approach, maintain speed 250 knots.

USA212: Roger approach, how long do you need me to maintain that speed?

O'Hare Approach: All the way to the gate if you can.

USA212: Ah, OK, but you better warn ground control.

Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"

Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center"

727 pilot: "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?"

Controller: "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth."

Beech Baron: Uh, ATC, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747.

ATC: Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry.

Controller: "USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60.

(pause)

Controller: "USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60!"

(pause)

Controller: "USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen!"

Pilot: "Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response!"

(קטע ענק)

Tower: "Mission 123, do you have problems?"

Pilot: "I think, I have lost my compass."

Tower: "Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!"

Pilot: "Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please."

Tower: "KLM 242 expect start up in two hours."

Pilot: "Please confirm: two hours delay?"

Tower: "Affirmative."

Pilot: "In that case, cancel the good morning!"

Pilot: "FLX 30, we just have a few gallons of fuel."

Tower: "Please give us your position, we dont see you at the radar!"

Pilot: "We are standing at runway 2 and want to know, when the fuel truck will come!"

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Do you have Charlie?

Negative, we left him back at the hanger!

Do you have Hotel?

Negative, We are staying with friends!

Do you have Uniform?

Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt!

Do you have Whiskey?

Negative, not in last 8 hours, Am I not on assigned heading?

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[Hafuta]

חח היו כאן כמה חדשים שלא הכרתי, תודה רבה :mrgreen:

[Bar69]

חחחחחחחח ענקקקקק

הקטע עם הבטל בוקר טוב היה חזקקק

[zmatan]

חחחחחחחחחח

ממש ענק!סחטיין מיתר!

[4X-OMR]

חחחח מצחיק לאללה חחח

[SkyRaider]

חחחחחחחח מצחיק!

[Elad Levy]

אני מת על זה חחחחחחחחחח

[Moshe Mizrahi]

ענק !!!!

נקרעתי מצחוק, כולם טובים

תמשיך להפגיז מיתר !

[Eldar Sella]

אהבתי את השני הוא קרע אותי

[Niv Malin]

קורע מיתר!!

[Matan Solomon]

חח נחמד

[milan]

ממש ממש אהבתי

[Omer k]

מיתר, זה היה טוב.

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